Nov 24, 2014
Uncontrollable gypsies, psychopathic hitmen, guys who are renowned for dodging bullets, and as always, unlucky bastards; welcome to the world of Snatch. Written and directed by Guy Ritchie, the film portrays the ruthless criminal underworld of London with two interwined plots; one dealing with a stolen diamond and the other with underground boxing promotion. So without any delay, let's see some of the best quotes of Snatch.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidy.
Turkish: My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
Bullet Tooth Tony (while being pointed a gun at him by vinny and his crew): So, you are obviously the big d**k. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f****t balls.
Bullet Tooth Tony: D***s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two little mincey f****t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again???
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f**k can he get away from, eh?
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural f*****g idiot.
Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the f*****g language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
