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Top 10 Kung Fu Panda Quotes
Kung Fu Panda can be considered as one of the best efforts of Dreamworks. Aside from providing sheer quality entertainment, it teaches us some extremely valuable lessons alongside as well. From the adventures and struggles of Po to become what he really wants to be, to the wisdom and foresight of Master Oogway, this movie is perfect in every aspect; at least that's what I believe. Anyway, let's take a look at some of the best quotes of Kung Fu Panda.
Po: A real warrior never quits.
Master Oogway: There is a saying; yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called "present".
Mr. Ping: There is no secret ingredient. To make something special, you just have to believe it's special.
Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness ... or attractiveness.
Master Oogway: There are NO accidents.
Master Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
Po: A real warrior never quits.
Master Oogway: There is a saying; yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called "present".
Shifu: Master! I have... it's very bad news!
Oogway: Ah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.
Mr. Ping: There is no secret ingredient. To make something special, you just have to believe it's special.
Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.
Oogway: My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours until you let go of the illusion of control.
Shifu: Illusion?
Oogway:Yes. Look at this (peach) tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time.
Shifu: But there are things we "can" control. I can control when the fruit will fall, I can control where to plant the seed. that is no illusion, Master!
Oogway: Ah, yes. But no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
Oogway: Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide, to nurture it, to believe in it.
Shifu: But how? How? I need your help, master.
Oogway: No, you just need to believe.
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness ... or attractiveness.
Master Oogway: There are NO accidents.
Master Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
Top 10 Ted Quotes
One of Seth MacFarlane's comedic masterpieces, Ted depicts the story of a teddy bear who came to life thanks to an innocent wish of five year old kid. What follows afterwards is an epic adventure of comedy, satire and a test of love and friendship. So let's take a look at some of the best Ted quotes.
Narrator: No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a s**t.
Ted: (while trying to convince John that Boston girls are the ugliest) See that the fact that you have to say that they are not that bad means that they are that bad; you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm, o yaaaa ,o yaaaa, haada haada, oh God that was so good now I'm gonna stuff my f*****g face in pepperidge farm
Narrator: Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Ted: John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
John: What do you mean, what kind of trouble?
Ted: They got me. That freaky guy from the park and that kid, who I think is his son but may also be his lover, I don't know!
Ted: Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit. My God America is imploding.
Narrator: No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a s**t.
Frank: You think you got what it takes?
Ted: I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's p***y on my breath.
Frank: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.
Ted: That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.
Frank: You're hired.
Ted: S**t.
Ted: (while trying to convince John that Boston girls are the ugliest) See that the fact that you have to say that they are not that bad means that they are that bad; you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm, o yaaaa ,o yaaaa, haada haada, oh God that was so good now I'm gonna stuff my f*****g face in pepperidge farm
Narrator: Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Ted: I look stupid.
John: No, you don't, you look dapper.
Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.
Ted: How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Robert: I love hide and seek. I'll hide.
Ted: Wait now, hang on a sec, there. Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-F**k?
Robert: Okay, you hide first.
Ted: Great. Fantastic. Okay, now you count to a hundred, and then you try to find me, okay?
Robert: Okay. Uh, do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
Ted: No...yes...uhmm That's a weird f*****g question. No, just start counting.
Donny: You know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw you on television. And I thought you were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Ted: John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
John: What do you mean, what kind of trouble?
Ted: They got me. That freaky guy from the park and that kid, who I think is his son but may also be his lover, I don't know!
Frank: You had s****l intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
Ted: I f****d her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted: You got a lot of problems, don't ya?
Ted: Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit. My God America is imploding.
Top 10 Snatch Quotes
Uncontrollable gypsies, psychopathic hitmen, guys who are renowned for dodging bullets, and as always, unlucky bastards; welcome to the world of Snatch. Written and directed by Guy Ritchie, the film portrays the ruthless criminal underworld of London with two interwined plots; one dealing with a stolen diamond and the other with underground boxing promotion. So without any delay, let's see some of the best quotes of Snatch.
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidy.
Turkish: My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
Bullet Tooth Tony (while being pointed a gun at him by vinny and his crew): So, you are obviously the big d**k. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f****t balls.
Bullet Tooth Tony: D***s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two little mincey f****t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again???
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f**k can he get away from, eh?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidy.
Turkish: My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That's how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash. That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
Bullet Tooth Tony (while being pointed a gun at him by vinny and his crew): So, you are obviously the big d**k. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey f****t balls.
Bullet Tooth Tony: D***s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two little mincey f****t balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.
Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again???
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the f**k can he get away from, eh?
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural f*****g idiot.
Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the f*****g language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
